Rules to live by for the common man.A man will be able to tie a tie in less than a minute on the first attempt.
If a man is unable, he will practice in his leisure.
You may tie to your own specifications, but we advise knowing any of the following:
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Facial hair should always be considered the manly choice. However, it must be done in a superior manner:
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A man may only go Commando if returning from something awesome. No exceptions.
Men who are forced to occupy close living quarters should not occupy the same bed. In all situations, the floor should be preferred.
However, if it becomes infeasible to do so, wearing sweat pants or other fully-covering garment of clothing is necessary.
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A man may not be seen with more than one clothing brand logo without endorsement.
This includes the logos of Nike, Hollister, AE, Airwalk, Adidas, etc.
This applies to clothing brands only, you are encouraged to display signs of your favorite beer or sports team whenever possible.
A man’s zipper is his own business.
If by accident, you notice another man’s fly is down, you didn’t see anything. It was your imagination. You may never admit to even momentarily looking in the vicinity of another man’s Savannah.
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