A man has the right to stock the beer of his choice in his refrigerator.

No bitching will be permitted about another man’s choice of beer. This is inclusive of the man’s choice in bottles, kegs or cans.

Notable exeptions:

• Bitching is accepted and encouraged if the said beer is not served at a proper temperatures:
  • Serve fruit beers at 40-50° F.
  • Serve wheat beers and pale lagers at 45-50° F.
  • Serve pale ales and amber or dark lagers at 50-55° F.
  • Serve strong ales, such as barley wines and Belgian ales, at 50-55° F.
  • Serve dark ales, including porters and stouts, at 55-60° F.

Beer or other alcoholic beverages may not be hidden in the refrigerator under any circumstances. It is acceptable for the owner to request other beverages be consumed first, but in the event of a shortage, all beer is fair game.

Hiding beer is a Tier 3 infraction.

Beer may not be wasted in the name of fun, although splashing from drinking games like beer pong is acceptable.

First instance is requires a Tier 1 Penalty. Multiple infractions may require more severe recourse.